Robber say, "Give me all your money"
"... Cuz I got a gun you see"
"... Do it now or you are GEOGRAPHY!'
Cashier looked confused
He thinks the wrong word was used
"...Did you mean to say "or you're history?"
Robber be like don't question me
"...And definitely don't change the subject."
"...I said it that way for e-efect"
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