Torrid opening at alderwood mall

I was cracking jokes so bad lol:

(in line) if the crowd gets out of control would security break out pepper spray or...mrs dash.

They're only letting 5 girls in at a time.

Gf: I bet its gonna be bananas (crazy) in there. Me: don't you mean cake-zy.

The email leaflet said "what do you like most about torrid? I'm like: the customers *wink*

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