Cold Hands

Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter
vacation. When they get there, the guy goes out to chop some
wood. When he gets back, he says, "Honey, my hands are
freezing!" She says, "Well put them here between my legs and
that will warm them up." After lunch he goes back out to chop
some more wood and comes back and says again, "Man! my hands are
really freezing!" She says again "Well put them here between my
legs and warm them up." He does, and again that warms him up.
After dinner, he goes out one more time to chop some wood to get
them through the night. When he returns, he says again, "Honey,
my hands are really, really freezing!" She looks at him at says,
"For crying out loud, don't your ears ever get cold?"