THIS WAS REAL!
My brother and his friend went out to eat at a restaurant. The restaurant was packed so they had to wait. The waitress then asked them for a name so she could call them when their table was ready. My brother's friend decided to give her a fake name.
So then my brother and his friend were waiting. When it they were finally called, this is what could be heard throughout the whole entire restaurant,
"Balz, party of two!"
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