My wife, a Diagnostic Medical Sonographer, is having a really down day. I was hoping to cheer her up but sadly the best joke I can come up with is:
Q: "Why did the baby kick the Sonographer?"
A: "Because he was still waiting on his womb service."
Clearly I need help... Anyone have anything better?
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