So a guy walks into a bar and sitting on a stool is a little brown gremlin. The guy not wanting to judge the ugly creature sits down and orders a beer. The bar tender sat the glass down and before the guy can pick it up the gremlin jumps up an sticks his head in it and then sits back on the stool. The guy was shocked and didn't know how to react so he just ignored it and finished his beer and stayed calm until about 25 minutes and a few beers later, the gremlin jumps up and sticks his head in the man's beer again, so the man is fed up and grabs the gremlin and says " Listen here fucker if you stick your head in my beer again I am gonna pull your dick off." and the gremlin says " You can't pull my dick off cause I don't have one." The guy is intrigued so he lets the gremlin go and says " Well then how do you piss?" the gremlin smiles and says "Like this" and sticks his head in the man's beer.
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