Three in a camp and a Nazi told them, "I am going to mutilate you by your profession. What do y'all do for a living?"
The first said, "I am a carpenter."
In return the Nazi cut his dick off.
The second said, "I'm a gun Smith."
In return the Nazi shot his dick off.
The Nazi looked at the third and asked his profession.
The Jewish man smiled and said, "I sold suckers."
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