[Request] "Blade + Swamp" Joke Request

Hey. My friends name is Blade (for realz). He is from Louisiana (the swamp). Any kind of joke is welcome. Groaner/Dad is the best. I set y'all loose!

Keyword requirements are Blade & Swamp

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Bonus: I came up with this start line and have had many chuckles with it, but could never come up with a finish. I set y'all loose!

"Did ya hear about the hooker that got paid a hundred bucks to jack off a walrus at the zoo?"

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