Republican Party

Over 5,000 years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, "Pick up your
shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised
Land."


Nearly 5,000 years later, Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit
on your asses, and light up a Camel; this is the Promised Land!"


Now Bush Jr. Wants to steal your shovels, kick your asses, raise the price of
your Camels, and mortgage the Promised Land. Bush Jr. Wants to change the
Republican Party Emblem from an elephant to a condom, because it stands for
inflation, protects a bunch of pricks, halts production, and gives a false sense
of security while one is being screwed.