A priest and a pastor from the local parishes are standing by the side of the
road holding up a sign that reads, Quote: The End is near! Turn yourself around
now before it's too late!
"Leave us alone you religious nuts!" yelled the first driver as he sped by.
From around the curve they heard screeching tires and a big crash.
"Do you think," said one clergy to the other, "we should just put up a sign
that says, 'BRIDGE OUT' instead?"
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