A Professor of a large college class decided to talk to his class about supernatural phenomenon one day.
"Alright everybody, how many of you believe in ghosts?"
About half the class raises their hands.
"Good, good. Now, how many of you have *seen* a ghost?"
About 1/5th of the class raises their hands.
"Now, has anybody here *had sex*, with a ghost?"
One line guy in the back raises his hand.
"Son, could you do us all a favor, and tell us what it was like to have sex with a ghost?"
There's a pause.
"Ghosts? *Sheeeeiiit*, I thought you said goats."
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