There were two farmers, farmer Bill and farmer John. Farmer John had two sons and he named them both "Gus", because he really couldn't think of a better name for the second boy.
Farmer bill called up farmer John and said, "could you gimme a hand with bailing all this hay down here at my farm?"
Farmer John replied, "well shoot, Bill I wish I could, but I got to tend to my chickens before sun down... But I'll tell you what, 'ah-spare-a-gus!!'
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