Wife had a C-section and was in recovery. I go to update my family who have been waiting for 4 hours in the waiting room. They asked how's she doing and I said that her and our baby girl are okay.
Then they asked who the baby looks more like, me or my wife.
I said,"Eh, I dunno, but she definitely has more of her mom's vagina...."
My two nieces were in the room.
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