Hey (Friends name here), I just got picked up by the cops! They told me that I fit the description for one of the two guys they where looking for. They said they where looking for a badass, and a retard, so grab your helmet and your crayons, and get the hell out of town!
EDIT: Voicemail is a better suited option.
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