A little boy walks into a public restroom where a marine is taking a piss. He
says to the marine: "Sir, are you a real marine?" Yeah,", the guy replied, "
Would you like to wear my hat?" "Yes, please!", says the boy. So he puts on the
marine's hat. A sailor walks in. The boy says, "Sir are you a real sailor?"
"Yeah, ", says the sailor " would you like to suck my dick?" The boy thinks
about it for a minute and replies "No, I'm not a real marine, I'm just wearing
his hat!"
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