Read my jokes

1. I like those waterless toilets. Or as Africa calls them. Buckets.
2. Coathangers must always be warm.
3. There's no lawns in space so lawn gnomes would just be gnomes.
4. I was really high for like 2 hours then I heard a voice say 'we'll be landing in 10 minutes'
5. I didn't finish school. The only degree I got is from a thermometer. I almost scored 100 though! 98.6
6. My gf has a nice butt chin
7. I want to order delivery pizza to my mobile home and have them chase me all over town.
8. Black people scare me so i dont wear sunglasses.
9. Go big or go ho-tel.
10. Im a product of my world, of warcraft.

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