Little Timmy had been riding the short bus to special ed for years, but had accomplished so much that his mother pleaded with the school board so that he could ride the regular bus and feel more like a "normal" kid. The first day of school for the year Timmy's mom sent him out to the bus stop on his own like a big boy. Timmy stood next to the road as the bus approached and waved his gimp arms and yelled "hiya m m mister buuuhsderiver" and the bus sped up and drove by without picking him up. Timmy's mom came out and was shocked but told Timmy she would just drive him today. The next day Timmy's mom walked out with him to the bus stop and as the bus approached she told Timmy to step out there and make sure the bus driver sees him. So Timmy stepped out on the edge of the road and waved both his gimped arms and yelled at the top of his lungs "s s s stop missssster bubububus driver" and the driver swerved and ran right over Timmy. Timmy's mom screamed "Timmy oh no" and the bus stopped , as the bus driver stepped off the bus she screamed at him "why did you run over my sweet Timmy." and He replied " I th th thought he was m m m making f f fun of me!"
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