The HR asked a young economist right out of college, "What starting salary were you thinking about?" The economist answered "I was thinking about 125,000 a year, depending on the benefits".
Well how about, 5 weeks vacation, 2 weeks paid holidays, full mental and dental, a company car-lets say a red corvette.
The economist jumped out of his chair " Wow, are you kidding?"
"Yeah, but you started it".
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