Rassis and Leroy are camping...

So Rassis and his buddy Leroy are camping. Rassis is off taking a piss in the woods, when suddenly a rattlesnake bites him right in the penis. He yells for help and Leroy comes running. Rassis looks at Leroy and says, "Leroy, I got bit. Go get a doctor. Quickly." Leroy goes running into town and goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, my buddy Rassis got bit on the penis by a rattlesnake, what do I do?" The doctor thinks for a second and says, "Well Leroy, what you need to do is cut two small "x's" on each bite and suck the venom out." So Leroy goes running back to Rassis. When he arrives, Rassis looks at him and says, "Well, what the doctor say?" Leroy looks at his friend and says, "Doctor say you gonna die!"