Patient: Doctor, Doctor I've got a terrible rash on my cock! What will I do??
Doc: Here, take this medicine and see me in the morning. (man takes medicine)
Patient: Doctor, it didn't work!
Doc: Here try this cream and come back in the morning. (uses cream)
Patient: Doctor, it didn't work, what will I do?
Doc: Here use this magic remover and see me in the morning. (uses remover)
Patient: Doctor! It worked! What the hell was it?
Doc: Lip stick remover!
Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Curtis
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