Rabbi, priest, and a sheik find a bag of $ on the ground while on a walk together

They all agree money needs to go to god but how much?

The priest draws a circle on the ground and declares anything that falls into the circle goes to god the rest outside the circle they split and keep.

The sheik disagrees, he believes it should be reverse, in the circle means they keep it outside means they give it to God.

The rabbi then grabs the bag and throws it in the air as he says, "whatever god wants he keeps, whatever lands is ours!"

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