A group of dalmatians are wondering whether they're white or black.

After much debate they couldn't come to an agreement so one dalmatian came up with the idea to ask God. The dalmatian explains the situation and seems quite pleased when he gets God's reply. Upon returning to his friends they excitedly asked what God had said. "He said, 'You are what you are.' which means we're white!" Confused, the group asked how he knew. "We're white because he said you are what you are, if we were black he would have said you is what you is."

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