A young boy had a father who is a member of the local S.W.A.T team. The boy is proud of this and shows his pride by printing up some bumper stickers and putting them on random cars. He comes to a Jewish synagogue and places one on the rabbi's car. The little boy goes inside to tell the rabbi what he did, and the rabbi knocks the kid to the ground. The rabbi's secretary runs in to see what all the noise is, sees the kid on the ground and asks what happened. The little kid sits up and says "he hit me! All I did was tell him I covered his car in S.W.A.T stickers!"
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