The reason it's always so difficult for this President to tell the truth,
the whole truth, and nothing but the truth is because it's usually three
If the President could convince every woman in America that the Bible says
oral sex is not adultery, he'd even have my vote.
What's wrong with extending my probe? The President did the same thing.
The special prosecutor is asking me to give oral testimony to the entire
Shouldn't the President be held to the same standards as a TV sportscaster?
The President should promise to spend the rest of his life trying to find
the real person who had oral sex with the intern.
If I had to spend all day trying to find jobs for every bimbo who swore
she didn't have sex with the president, I'd never get any of my own work
The president should take up skiing.
If you're looking for me this week, I'll be in the bunker.
Practicing safe sex in the Clinton White House means making sure the door
In last week's Cabinet meeting, the president asked us to go out and win
one for the zipper.
--Madeliene "Aunt Bea" Albright
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