Quotes That You May Have Missed...

The reason it's always so difficult for this President to tell the truth,
the whole truth, and nothing but the truth is because it's usually three
different stories.
--Sam Donaldson

If the President could convince every woman in America that the Bible says
oral sex is not adultery, he'd even have my vote.
--Newt Gingrich

What's wrong with extending my probe? The President did the same thing.
--Kenneth Starr

The special prosecutor is asking me to give oral testimony to the entire
Grand Jury.
--Monica Lewinsky

Shouldn't the President be held to the same standards as a TV sportscaster?
--Marv Albert

The President should promise to spend the rest of his life trying to find
the real person who had oral sex with the intern.
--OJ Simpson

If I had to spend all day trying to find jobs for every bimbo who swore
she didn't have sex with the president, I'd never get any of my own work
--Vernon Jordan

The president should take up skiing.
--Al Gore

If you're looking for me this week, I'll be in the bunker.
--Saddam Hussein

Practicing safe sex in the Clinton White House means making sure the door
is locked.
--George Stephanopoulos

In last week's Cabinet meeting, the president asked us to go out and win
one for the zipper.
--Madeliene "Aunt Bea" Albright

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