Mary Poppins

Mary Poppins was traveling home, but due to worsening weather, she decided
to stop at a hotel for the night. She approached the receptionist and
asked for a room for the night. "Certainly madam," he replied courteously.
"Is the restaurant open still?" inquired Mary. "Sorry, no," came the
reply, "but room service is available all night. Would you care to select
something from this menu?" Mary smiled and took the menu and perused it.
"Hmm, I would like cauliflower cheese please," said Mary. "Certainly,
madam," he replied. "And can I have breakfast in bed?" asked Mary
politely. The receptionist nodded and smiled. "In that case, I would love
a couple of poached eggs, please," Mary mused.


After confirming the order, Mary signed in and went up to her room for the
night. The night passed uneventfully and the next morning Mary came down
early to check out. The same guy was still on the desk. "Morning
madam...sleep well?" "Yes, thank you," Mary replied. "Food to your
liking?" "Well, I have to say the cauliflower cheese was exceptional, I
don't think I have had better. Shame about the eggs, though....they really
weren't that nice at all," replied Mary truthfully. "Oh...well, perhaps
you could contribute these thoughts to our Guest Comments Book. We are
always looking to improve our service and would value your opinion," said
the receptionist. "OK, I will...thanks!" replied Mary....who checked out,
then scribbled a comment into the book. Waving, she left to continue her
journey. Curious, the receptionist picked up the book to see the comment
Mary had written. "Supercauliflowercheesebuteggswerequiteatrocious!"