Got an email from my school principal today. This is its content.

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT:
In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from students, it will be our policy to keep all students well taught through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TEACHING. (S.H.I.T) We are attempting to give our students more S.H.I.T than other schools. If the board feels that you do not receive your fair share of S.H.I.T on the course, you will be immediately placed on the priority S.H.I.T list. Our lecturers are especially skilled at seeing you get all the S.H.I.T you can handle. Students who don't know what S.H.I.T is will be placed in the DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATIONAL EVALUATION PROGRAMS. (D.E.E.P S.H.I.T) Those who fail to take D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T seriously will have to go to EDUCATIONAL ATTITUDE TRAINING. (E.A.T S.H.I.T) If you are interested in a job teaching others, We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LECTURE LIST. (B.U.L.L S.H.I.T) For students who intend to pursue a career in management and consultancy, we will refer you to the department of MANAGERIAL OPERATIONAL RESEARCH EDUCATION. (M.O.R.E. S.H.I.T.) This course emphasizes on how to manage M.O.R.E. S.H.I.T. If you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF TEACHING SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING. (H.O.T. S.H.I.T)

Thank you,
Principal of St. Helen's Institute of Technology.