My Girlfriend and I decided to try anal sex last night, but the punchline is that it was MY anus being penetrated, not hers!

As Freud said

"Who cites, needs sex"

Anniversary deal

The night before our anniversary my wife and I agreed that whoever woke up...

Ze Woman, She Is...

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what do blonds and turtals have incomon when there on there backs there...

Drinker's Alphabet

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A rooster is...

Rooster is shouting from behind: If I catch you, I'm going to have sex with...

Bill Clinton...

What does Bill Clinton say to Hillary after sex? "I'll be home in 20 minutes."

Coming out of the...

In a small town some where in Illinois lies a family. It consisted of a...

Thing's you don't...

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