Questions & Answers 1

Q: What kind of soup do dogs like?

A: Chicken Poodle!
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Q: Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road?

A: Because he didn't have the guts!

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Q: What's purple and makes you burp?

A: BELCH'S Grape Juice!

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