Q: Did you hear about the Irishman who was tap dancing?A: He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink. Q: What's Irish and sits outside in the summertime?A: Paddy O'Furniture! Q: What are the best ten years of an Irishman's life?A: Third grade. Q: How do you sink an Irish submarine?A: Knock on the hatch. Q: How can you identify an Irish pirate?A: He's the one with patches over both eyes.
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