... Somewhere off the coast of Spain. They're enjoying themselves, toes in the sand, talking lightheartedly about trivial matters under the bright, warm sun, when Putin brings up the topic of submarines. "Russian sub engineering is the greatest in the world!" Explains Putin, "Our subs can stay underwater hunting stealthily for six months at a time." "Hah, Sad! That's nothing compared to the American brilliance, pathetic!" boasted Trump, "Our subs have been under for the past two years without surfacing, Excellent! Some are even built underwater, Wonderful!" Meanwhile, Merkel appeared somewhat uninterested in the topic, gazing off into the sea. All of a sudden, a great rumbling and frothing appeared on the surface of the water, and a metal porthole popped up. The lid opened, a raggedy old man crawled out, flopped through the water to the beach, and rolled over to the leaders, before rising to his feet and saluting, declaring
"We are in need of food in water in order to continue our path to glory, oh, and HEIL HITLER!"
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