... and the kid sees two people hugging and asks his dad what those people were doing. "They're baking a cake, son, they're baking a cake." The kid is clearly puzzled but doesn't say anything else and they continue walking. Next they see two people kissing on a bench. Again the kid asks what the couple were doing and again the father replies "They're baking a cake, son, they're baking a cake." As they leave the park to go home, the son spots a half-naked couple through an open window, passionately kissing and obviously about to make love. One more time the son asks what the pair were doing and once more the dad answers "They're baking a cake son, they're baking a cake." After this response the kid finally seems to understand what his father was getting at. The next morning at breakfast the kid had a crazy smile and started to laugh when he saw his father. The father asks "What's so funny?" and his son replies "Last night I saw you and mommy baking a cake, and I licked off all the frosting!"
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