A guy with severe diarrhea runs into a public toilet in dire hope of relief. After hearing only "Taken" and "In a minute" from the stalls, he blindly kicks the last stall door open, turns around, pulls his pants down and unleashes the tides within and the brown tsunami stains the walls. After the quick relief the man turns to examine the damage and is shocked at the sight of another man smeared against the back wall
-Oh my God, why didn't you say something!?
-Imagine if I had opened my mouth...
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