The leader of the mob says, "Jesus, according to the law, this woman, as a prostitute, should be stoned to death. What say you?"
Jesus contemplates the questions, and says, "Whomever is without sin may cast the first stone."
The members of the mob are ashamed, and one by one, they drop their stones and leave.
Out of no where, a woman grabs one of the stones and hurls it at the prostitute, knocking her out.
Jesus turns to the woman and says, "Damn it mom, sometimes you really piss me off."
*credit to Isaac Asimov
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