A young lady had just visited her doctor and he informed her
that she was pregnant. The young lady had been married for ten
years and had wanted a baby very badly. she got on a bus, and on
her way home, she felt that she had to share the good news with
someone.
The gentleman sitting next to her seemed as good as anyone to
share the good news with. Sir, she said, I just received the
best news you could ever imagine. I have to share it with
someone or I'll bust. She told him the news that the doctor had
told her about being pregnant.
The man shared her enthusiam as he shared his experience. He
said he was a farmer and he had trouble with his hens laying
eggs. He stated that he went out to the hen house one morning
and all of his hens had layed eggs. I was so happy, "but
confidentially, I changed cocks." he said. The newly pregnant
woman responded, "Confidentially, me too."
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