Stuttering Salesman

A salesman goes to the doctor to see if he can fix his stutter. "D-d-doctor," he says, "I h-have a p-p-p-problem. I have th-this st-stutter, and it's m-making it h-h-h-h-hard for me t-to sell s-stuff."

"Let's take a look at you. Get undressed," the doctor replies. The salesman undresses, and the doctor sees that he has a gigantic penis: 16 inches long and 8 inches around. "Well," says the doctor, "you must have quite the sex life."

"Y-yeah," the salesman says. "L-l-l-ladies c-come from m-miles around to s-s-see m-me."

"Unfortunately," says the doctor, "your penis is so large that it's draining the blood from your brain, which is what's causing your stutter. The only option here is to operate and to shorten your member. If you change your mind, the process is reversible."

After thinking it over, the salesman decides to go through with it, and gets his penis shortened to eliminate his stutter. He comes back a week later to report his progress with the doctor. "Doctor," he says, "this is great! I can finally talk without stuttering, and my sales have never been better. However, I've decided that I want to reverse the procedure. I really miss my old sex life."

The doctor turns to him, looks him in the eye, and says, "F-f-f-fuck y-you."