A young boy asks his Priest if God is a man or a woman.
The Priest decides to tease the boy and answers that God is both.
The boy then asks if God is black or white.
Again the answer is both.
Next question, is God gay or straight.
Once more the answer is both.
The boy then asks, "Father, is Michael Jackson God?"
Submitted by calamjo
Edited by Curtis
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