An elderly couple was taking a road trip to visit their grandchildren. They were on the road the majority of the day and it was starting to get late, so the woman told her husband that they should stop driving for the day and finish in the morning. So, the man stopped a the nearest hotel to honor his wife's request. It was about 1am so the elderly couple checked in and went right to sleep.
They wanted to finish up early the next morning so they woke up at 6 and headed for checkout. To the elderly man's surprise, this room was far more expensive than he ever anticipated. He saw the bill to find out their stay cost them $250. He asked to speak with a manager. The manager comes out and said "sir, what is the issue?".
The elderly man responds, "How did our hotel room come to $250? We checked in at 1am and now, 5 hours later, we're checking out."
The manager told the elderly man, "I'm sorry to hear you're disappointed with the price of your room. Unfortunately, that is the rate we charge due to all of the benefits of staying at our hotel. We have a state of the art conference center, an Olympic swimming pool, and a five star breakfast."
The elderly man responds, "But I didn't take advantage of any of those things. I came here, I slept, I took a shower, and now I’m leaving. All in 5 hours.”
The Manager responds in a sincere tone, “My greatest apologies. Unfortunately, we still have to charge you the full price because you had all of those things available to you, but you chose not to take advantage of them.”
The elderly man is very upset about the whole thing, so he decides to pay so they can just get back on the road. He hands over $100 to the front desk manager.
The front desk manager counts the money and looks at the elderly man, “Excuse me, sir. The cost of the room was $250. You only gave me $100.”
The elderly man tells the manager, “Yeah, I’m charging you $150 for having sex with my wife.”
The front desk manager defensively responds, “I didn’t have sex with your wife.”
The elderly man responds, “My greatest apologies. Unfortunately, I still have to charge you the full price of sleeping with my wife because she was available to you, but you chose not to take advantage of that.”
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