Cell: "I'm itching all the time and I can't stop. Pretty sure I have mites!"
Doctor: "You are a cell. Individual bodily cells don't have mites."
Cell: "Pretty sure I have mites!"
Doctor: "Look, we've run the tests. You don't have mites!"
Cell: "Are you sure?"
Doctor: "As I explained on your last three visits, what you have is a severe case of mitochondria!"
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