A 14-year-old kid comes home from school crying after the first day of school. His mom asks what's wrong, and he says, "Today we took showers in gym class, and I noticed that compared to everyone else, my penis is small and I'm practically hairless! The other kids noticed, too, and they started to make fun of me!!"
The mother discusses the problem with his father, and all they can think of to do is take the kid to see a doctor. The doctor arrives in the examination room and the parents describe their child's embarrassing problem. The doctor says, "The solution is burnt toast. Have him eat burnt toast every day, and I guarantee you he will become much more well-endowed after a short period of time."
The parents bring the child home, somewhat bewildered by the strange advice. The next morning, the kid wakes up and comes downstairs to the kitchen table, and there sits a huge stack of burnt toast about three feet high! The kid says, "Mom, I appreciate that you want to help, but there's no way I can eat all that!" The mother replies, "You're only getting one slice--the rest is for your father."
Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.