It was that time during the Sunday morning service for "the children's
sermon," and all the children were invited to come forward.
One little girl was wearing a particularly pretty dress and, as she sat down,
the pastor leaned over and said to her, "That is a very pretty dress. Is it your
Easter dress?"
The little girl replied, directly into the pastor's clip-on microphone, "Yes,
and my Mom says it's a Bitch to iron."
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