1. Why are women's feet shorter than men's?
So they can get closer to the stove and sink.
2. Why do brides wear white?
Most major appliances come in white.
3. What do you tell a lady that has 2 black eyes?
Nothing, she's didn't listen the 1st 2 times she was told.
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