Presidential Clock

This is the FBI summary of a conversation that took place this
week between president Clinton and Ashley, a brand new intern in
the White House:


Ashley walked into the white house for her first day of her
internship and was greeted by the President. After a short tour
of the White House the President asked "how would you like to
see the Presidential clock?"


Ashley looked trouble and said "I don't know..........MR.
President. I have heard some pretty bad things about you. I
don't think that would be a good idea."


"Nonsense," said the President, "its just a clock." Ashley
agreed and the president lead her into the oval office where
they were alone. As he closed the door he dropped his pants and
pulled out his cock.


Ashley gasped. "Oh! That's not the Presidential
clock......that's the Presidential...cock!" to which the
president responded:


"Ashley honey, you put a face and two hands on it and its a
clock...."