Presidential Assets


The wives of three presidents and a prime minister are talking together about
what a penis is called in their native languages.


The wife of Tony Blair says in England people call it a gentleman because it
stands up when women are entering.


The wife of Boris Yeltsin says in Russia you call it a patriot because you
never know if it will hit you on the front or on the back side.


The wife of Chirac says in France you call it a curtain because it goes down
after the act.


Well, the wife of Clinton says in the USA you call it a rumor because it goes
from mouth to mouth.

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