How the Bush Administration Changes a Light Bulb

How many Bush administration officials does it take to change a light bulb?


The answer is 7.


(1) one to deny that a light bulb needs to be replaced;


(2) one to attack and question the patriotism of anyone who has questions about the light bulb;


(3) one to blame the previous administration for the need of a new light bulb;


(4) one to arrange the invasion of a country rumored to have a secret stockpile of light bulbs;


(5) one to get together with Vice President Cheney and figure out how to pay Halliburton Industries one million dollars for a light bulb;


(6) one to arrange a photo-op session showing Bush changing the light bulb while dressed in a flight suit and wrapped in an American flag;


(7) and finally one to explain to Bush the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.