Women chatting in office..
Woman 1:" I had a fine evening, how was yours.. ??
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Woman 2:" It was a disaster.. My husband came home, ate his dinner in 3 minutes and fell a sleep.. How was yours.. ??
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Woman 1:" Oh it was amazing! My husband came home and took me out for a romantic dinner.. After dinner we walked for an hour.. When we came home he lit the candles around the house..It was like a fairy tale!
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At the same time, their husbands are talking at work..
Husband 1:" How was your evening.. ??
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Husband 2:" Great.. I came home, dinner was on the table, I ate and fell asleep.
What about you ??
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Husband 1:" It was horrible. I came home, there's no dinner, they cut the electricity because I forgot to pay the bill; so I took her out for dinner which was so expensive that i didn't had money left for a cab.
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We walked home which took an hour and when we got home i remembered there was no electricity so I had to light candles all over the house!!
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Moral:" Presentation does matter.. No matter what the reality is..!!"
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