A man leaves work one Friday and passes a bar with a sign outside that reads "$1 Beers $3 PB&J's $4 Handjobs
He walks in and sits at the bar. A beautiful woman in her mid 20's comes over and asks what he would like. The man orders a beer. She asks if he'd like anything else. The man replies yes, "are you the one who gives the handjobs?" The woman says "yes" the man says "Then go wash your hands I want a PB&J
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