A woman recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought his ashes
home. One day she picked up the urn he was in, and poured him out on the coffee
table.
Then she started talking to him, and tracing her fingers in the ashes.
She said, "You know that fur coat you promised me, Irving?" She answered by
saying, "I bought it with the insurance money!"
She then said, "Irving, remember that new car you promised me?" She answered
again saying, "Well, I bought it with the insurance money!"
Then she said, "And remember the big beautiful house that sits at the top of
the hill that I fell in love with and you said we couldn't afford?" Once more
she answered saying, "Well I bought that too with the insurance money and I love
living here�.
Still tracing her fingers in the ashes, she said, "Irving, remember that blow
job I promised you? Here it comes ..."
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