After the big Super Bowl party, Doug figured he better spend some quality time
with his wife. He climbs upstairs, walks in the bedroom and crawls into bed.
"Alright honey," he says, "Give me a play you want me to run."
"How about foreplay?" his wife replies.
"What's the foreplay?" says Doug.
"You know," the wife says, "It happens before the two minute warning."
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