A middle-aged man enters a bar, and orders a straight double whiskey.

The bartender asks:

"What's the occasion ?"

"I just had my first ever oral sex..." goes the guy.

"Well, this calls for a celebration", says the bartender, and takes out a full bottle, "this is on me".

"Thanks", answers the man, "if this doesn't clear up the taste, nothing will".

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