...John, seeing this women is immediately flustered and strikes up a conversation. After much small talk, he asks for her name. She tells him her name is "Carmen".
"Thats an interesting name for a woman" says John.
"That's not my real name, I actually really dislike my first name so I decided to take two things I like, Cars and Men and add them together to make a new name I liked." said Carmen.
"But anyways, What's your name?"
John pauses for quite a while and then finally says.
"My name is....BJ Tits n' Golf"
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